It’s whatever… but it’s really not whatever
It’s whenever you decide to call
It’s however you decide to move
It’s whyever… whyever’s not a thing but it seems to be a thing for you
It’s whoever ain’t f*’&!@; with you at the moment so you saunter your way back over here for whatever you think you can get from me
It’s whatever tho
Whatever the f*’& was I thinking?